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 Virginia officials confirm that Blue Ridge Benny has officially begun his court-ordered community service after what experts are calling “a highly emotional weather betrayal.”

For a brief, dangerous 72 hours, Virginians were led to believe spring had arrived. The sun showed up. Windows came down. Porches filled up. Hope… returned.

Then Virginia did what Virginia does.

The fog rolled back over the Blue Ridge Mountains.
The rain came sideways.
And the temperature dropped like it remembered it had standards.

Authorities say Benny will now spend the week cleaning roadsides near Skyline Drive, picking up everything from crushed cans to broken dreams.

Meanwhile, residents across Virginia are once again checking the forecast like it’s a toxic relationship.

Virginia is for lovers…
and apparently, weather-related trust issues.