We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Yep this made me giggle and shake my head at the same time

These are rules from Men:

Please note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

* Subtle hints do not work!

* Strong hints do not work!

* Obvious hints do not work!

* JUST SAY IT!

1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:

* Sex,

* Sport,

* Cars,

* or Computers

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

It is definitely strange…

Have a great day!

Have a great new week!

Copy and paste something that jim/ghostrider wrote into an email and hit ‘send’…

lots can piss you off besides taxes

gots a letter, escrow /minus little over 400

for 11 month..they known this apparently thru the fed and state laws the actual required month

now

why would citizens as most probably christiany,just glide along.then just prior to a yr ,cconnect with your customers paying your weekly wages via the matching basically interest they SOAK THE FUCK out of you.is beyond me

but ,as we know.corrupt love this shit that continues to feed abnd build into what hikes cost because greed is all they know..

think about that.its sad.yet they no remorsefully let it carry on.

but still.I think thats wrong in every way.so..in simplified way of things.YOU WAS LIED TO WHEN THEY  HAD YOU SIGN AN AGREEMENT FOR A SET AMOUT.and THEY not followed according to their own documentations federal sstate laws..should that not be a fellony or some charge..rather than make you pay for something you not signed for.and the attempt to make you PAY MORE A MONTH THAT YOU SIGNED IN ON A LOCKED LOAN..

amusing it is.but rest ashured.their ignorance is very wrong in many ways.

not even EXPLAIN or send a LETTER there is going to be a change and WHAT is specifically causing the increase.

little irritating.but rest ashured if it can be helped.they will not get the full amount at a shot if can help.and if the game ends up happening again.then its considering to migrate and nab up a point more down or so to cut the fees monthly.but thats can be a headache all in its own so..who knows..its just messeed up how your basically missinformned but I guarantee.there be some ringing going on..and I may even go speak with someone thats actually super nice and understands every state law here.being our land has been long gone in the lliberty an justice for all scenario..MOST dont comprehend the twist in words via actions.

I gots 2 legs.not 4 but thats just how I roll against corruptive IDIOTS IDEAS..IDEOLOGY TO SOME..I like being blunt somedays and SIMPLIFIED as best possible.

old school straight up.but thats the USELESS rant of for yesterday

CUT ME SOME SLACK!

I fell asleep early hearing kids racket for 3 hr!  lol

so thats that and no the steam did not dissipate

if you cant splurge bout 12 bucks what not ever blue moon on a whim.there could be a change you may truly regret.and nothing is missed today because the past has been very prominant to prove these digits have rolled back already twice in a row.odds are slim and still worthy risk.we shall see.doubtfull..no vibes like 2017 has given.

so.that being said.its saturday.and looks like she be off to a event with co worker,me getting all my clothing gear and get into the wash..4 hrs work.lol and may try to locate a spot for few rounds of justification.so I know whats what.nothing should have changed.been good for 3 yrs.

might get me a little therapy for a short to..its been way to long.besides.got an inspection to do real soon as well.think may do that this week and get 2 vehicles off and out of way so it dont interfere between oct 4th and mid nov.

elsewise her car can be done durring a rain day .I can live with that.getting soaked is not a plan!

that being said.the useless rant is ending..

good rant ehh.lol

so.enjoy the day.my schedule is like other things

subject to change with out further notice.lol

*Note: copied word for word from his comment…🙄🙄🙄

Hard to believe that another Monday has rolled around…even more difficult to believe that half of June is gone already…enjoy your Monday!

As the weather begins to get nicer and you take your kiddos to a local pond or lake to feed the ducks and geese, please keep this bit of info in mind.

Feeding bread causes permanent damage to ducks and geese. They develop angel wing. They can not migrate or fly to avoid predators. PLEASE DO NOT FEED BREAD to ducks and geese. Cracked corn, corn, peas, mealworms, romaine lettuce, watermelon, grapes CUT into pieces, cantaloupe……are a few good options!

Song of my childhood…

This Old Man: is a classic counting rhyme that teaches children about numbers and their sequence. The rhyme has a distinct rhyming pattern, with the base lines remaining constant in every verse. The rhyme was first published in 1937 by Anne Gilchrist, a nursery rhymes collector. However, similar versions were collected in England in the early 20th century with a variety of lyrics, including one published in 1906 by Cecil Sharp and Sabine Baring-Gould. In 1948, Pete Seeger and Ruth Crawford included the rhyme in their American Folk Songs for Children, and Seeger recorded it in 1953. The rhyme’s popularity increased when composer Malcolm Arnold adapted it for the 1958 film The Inn of the Sixth Happiness as “The Children’s Marching Song”. Cyril Stapleton and Mitch Miller both had hit singles with their versions of the song, both making the Top 40.

Most sources I’ve found believe “This Old Man” refers to the influx of Irish beggars going door to door in England after the famine, either to sell knickknacks or to literally play a rhythm called “nick-nacks” using spoons in hopes of getting some change.

Some say that the song’s lyrics contain derogatory content and are unsuitable for storytime. The song includes the term “Paddywhack”, which is widely interpreted as offensive to Irish people. 

“This Old Man” may also refer to a song book by Don Sullivan that features a peaceful dinosaur living the country life. The book includes sing-along lyrics to the classic rhyme on every spread.

Enjoy your day, Vic and Nahi!

Bit of an odd choice for me, but, hey, it’s a Monday…anything goes…