Tragedy struck Civatar today as word spread that “Egg” from Nutsy and the Egg fame has gone missing. With Easter on the horizon, fears grow for the fate of the egg. The list of suspects was released and it appears that no one is exempt from suspicion.
At the top of the list of suspects…
Suzi….Who readily admitted to a love of egg salad. Fears grow that Egg will be found sandwiched between two slices of white bread with Mayo and a sprinkle of salt and pepper. Til Egg is found, lunch is officially cancelled.
Legacycowgirl…Has a penchant for baking, and has the rumor mill swirling that she has whisked Egg away to meet their demise in a one egg cake. Breaths are being held to hear updates if there is going to be any frosting for the cake.
Lemoncellogman aka Paulo…Is quickly rising to the top of the list. Whispers of a possible Egg napping have been reported, and that he intends to coddle the Egg, and hatch his very own big breasted chick. No doubt he is daydreaming on whether it will be a blonde, brunette, or a redhead.
It is rumored Cosmicrat was seen recently grilling Egg on his party affiliation and that when given the silent treatment from the said Egg, sent it spinning to see if it’s leanings were to the right or to the left. It is unknown if he was aided by a rogue band of vegans who scrambled when trying to be rounded up for questioning.
Many fingers have pointed to the possibility of Vero as being the Egg stealing culprit. It has been reported that she was seen holding up the Egg to her flock of chickens and demanding they produce bigger eggs that are comparable size as to the now missing Egg. “Small egg apathy won’t be tolerated”‘ she crowed.
It has been reported that Greystarfish repeatedly admired the Egg in an almost stalkerish quality. Constantly commenting on how “beautiful” Egg was. However, audible gasps were heard when she last communed with said Egg and called Egg “delicious”. Authorities allege cracks are appearing in her feeble alibi.
Authorities are not ruling out the possibility of Jill and her accomplice Tilly. Close neighbors have reported of her having a grow lab in her basement/laboratory and that they fear that Egg will never see the light of day. Work is underway in the gruesome task of sifting through potting soil to make sure the missing victim has not been buried in the hopes of the suspect growing eggplant in the garden this year.
Speculation continues on whether the hunchback Quasi had any part in the missing Egg. A loner who plays with matches, has drawn suspicion that Egg may have met it’s fate with Quasi trying to teach the Egg to fly by tossing it from the bell tower. Anger over such a fate has villagers up in arms.
Suspicion has fallen on Julie who reportedly left town recently after Egg’s disappearance. Questionable excuses of her work/job being finished has tongues wagging that Egg is no longer even in the vicinity.
Itwasntme has drawn suspicion by their very name alone. “We thinks thought dost protest too much”, was quoted by an anonymous source when asked about the suspect.
Dio, himself is not above suspicion and local police have been questioning him on a possible “Comic strip block”, that there was a dispute between the Egg and Nutsy and that Dio had sided with Nutsy on the issue. It has been rumored that Dio even commented that he had Egg “in his back pocket” when it came to his comic strip screen time. Let’s just hope if Dio was the culprit, he remembers to take Egg out of his back pocket before sitting down to make another strip.
We will bring further reports as they come in, right now we can only scratch the surface of this perplexing sage of the missing Egg.
