{"id":615,"date":"2024-07-17T17:28:55","date_gmt":"2024-07-17T17:28:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/?p=615"},"modified":"2024-07-17T17:28:57","modified_gmt":"2024-07-17T17:28:57","slug":"just-a-bit-of-a-chuckle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/2024\/07\/17\/just-a-bit-of-a-chuckle\/","title":{"rendered":"Just a bit of a chuckle…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. \"\ud83e\udd23\" Yep this made me giggle and shake my head at the same time<\/p>\n\n\n\n

These <\/a>are rules from Men:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please note\u2026 these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don\u2019t try to change that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You\u2019re a big girl. If it\u2019s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don\u2019t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Saturday = sports. It\u2019s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Crying is blackmail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Subtle hints do not work!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Strong hints do not work!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Obvious hints do not work!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* JUST SAY IT!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. \u2018Yes\u2019 and \u2018No\u2019 are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That\u2019s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. If you think you\u2019re fat, you probably are. Don\u2019t ask us<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing\u2019s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. If you ask a question you don\u2019t want an answer to, expect an answer you don\u2019t want to hear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Don\u2019t ask us what we\u2019re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Sex,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Sport,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Cars,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* or Computers<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. You have enough clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. You have too many shoes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don\u2019t mind that, it\u2019s like camping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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