{"id":103,"date":"2023-02-22T16:48:02","date_gmt":"2023-02-22T16:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/?p=103"},"modified":"2023-02-22T16:48:05","modified_gmt":"2023-02-22T16:48:05","slug":"a-bit-of-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/2023\/02\/22\/a-bit-of-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A bit of humor&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">1. \u201cAs you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can\u2019t remember the other two.\u201d &#8211; Norman Wisdom<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">2. &#8220;People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.&#8221;  Joan Rivers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">3. \u201cI&#8217;m sick of following my dreams, man. I&#8217;m just going to ask where they&#8217;re going and hook up with \u2019em later.&#8221;- Mitch Hedberg<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">4. \u201cTruth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.\u201d- Lt. Frank Drebin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">5. \u201cAccept who you are. Unless you\u2019re a serial killer.\u201d &#8211; Ellen DeGeneres<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">6. &#8220;When life shuts a door &#8230; open it again. It&#8217;s a door. That&#8217;s how they work.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">7. \u201cI want my children to have all the things I couldn&#8217;t afford. Then I want to move in with them.\u201d &#8211; Phyllis Diller<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">8. \u201cWhen your mother asks, \u2018Do you want a piece of advice?\u2019 it is a mere formality. It doesn\u2019t matter if you answer yes or no. You\u2019re going to get it anyway.\u201d &#8211; Erma Bombeck<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">9. &#8220;Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">10. &#8220;An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Bonus #1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">\u201cHaters are just confused admirers because they can\u2019t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.\u201d\u2013 Jeffree Star<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Bonus #2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">\u201cLaughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else\u2019s can shorten it.\u201d\u2013 Cullen Hightower<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"498\" height=\"284\" src=\"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2023\/02\/sense-of-humor-theyre-nice.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. \u201cAs you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can\u2019t remember the other two.\u201d &#8211; Norman Wisdom 2. &#8220;People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.&#8221; Joan Rivers 3. \u201cI&#8217;m sick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/92"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/suziqsthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}