{"id":151,"date":"2023-04-08T13:42:52","date_gmt":"2023-04-08T13:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/quasimottosperch\/?p=151"},"modified":"2023-04-08T13:42:55","modified_gmt":"2023-04-08T13:42:55","slug":"a-chuckle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/quasimottosperch\/2023\/04\/08\/a-chuckle\/","title":{"rendered":"A Chuckle…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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I am on an old Yahoo garden chatter’s joke list, and this was one of the jokes he sent out this week. It gave me a chuckle, and I hope it does you too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Even though we are all adults here, I will go ahead and post a warning that this is adult humor and to not continue reading if your sensibilities are easily offended.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Penis Surgery<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn’t find it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1000 an inch.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man perks up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“So,” the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It’s important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The doctor comes back the next day, “So, have you spoken with your wife?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yes I have,” says the man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“And has she helped you make a decision?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yes” says the man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“What is your decision?” asks the doctor<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“We’re getting granite counter tops.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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