I use to have an older couple who lived next door who were extremely nosey. They would even go so far as to drive around the block if they couldn’t see what I was doing in the front yard, or walk down the alley or mow across the street in the town’s right of way. I am not exaggerating on their nosiness. The local volunteer fire department had to warn them to quit following them on fire calls so that they could gawk.
So when they decided to retire and move to a bigger town and take advantage of the sellers market earlier this year I was a bit relieved. Well…not any more.
Just when you think you couldn’t have anyone worse or more nosey, you can. The new neighbors have even gone so far as to cut down shrubbery and a tree so they could have full view access into my front yard and see when I arrive and leave every day. They fashioned a new fire pit that they sit and drink at every day for hours and watch… Waving at times, as if that will somehow lessen the creepiness of me being their latest source of entertainment.
So, this past fall I was talking with some of my family about putting in a new privacy fence this next spring. I almost put one in this fall, but given the huge increase in construction costs, I thought I would wait since costs were predicted to go back down.
We had a stretch of really cold weather, but for the most part, the winter has been pretty mild and dry compared to a lot of years. So I wasn’t too surprised to hear construction noises coming from next door.
I was surprised to see after a few days a treehouse constructed in the their back yard that now looks over into mine. I’m sure they have grandkids, I’m sure it’s suppose to be for fun. I’m more than sure that my new neighbors will be the ones sitting up there in the evening drinking….and watching…and surveying as much of the block that they can.
I still plan on putting up the fence, but now it has me trying to think of other options. Gazebo? Tent? Bigger treehouse? Underground bunker? Just where does one go to get away from nosey people?
I may be gardening by flashlight this year.
Bazooka?
Hooka? 😂
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I should go ask Barbie to borrow that Uzi!
You are pretty impressive considering it is only the 8th…
NoseyPublished on: January 9, 2023 by Quasi Motto
9:27 PM
Sunday, January 8, 2023 (EST)
Lol, call me bored? Ambitious?…it’s all about perspective I guess!
It sounds to me like they are pervs instead of nosey. Some people just can’t leave others alone. They nit and pick but when you say anything, look out…My neighbors aren’t close enough to look in my house but with binoculars, I guess they could. I have plenty of the nosey ones drive by slow enough to though. I guess that’s better than the 70-mile-an-hour morons going by on a twp road, I despise those firepits and the wood burners. Those cause cancer and COPD. I want to breathe clean air.
They have done some other annoying stuff, that borders on questionable. I try and just keep in my lane and ignore most ofit.
Maybe get a pitbull from the fighting pits and let him be untied and uncaged in your yard?
Lol….well that would give them a show when it chases me around the yard.
Sadly I recognize the picture: Gladys Kravitz
Geez I’m getting old 😛
On the nosy neighbor part, *sigh* it’s sort of mixed. You want them to pay at least enough attention so if something is wrong at your house or a stranger person is on your property they notice.
On the other hand some privacy is nice, and you don’t want to be their center of attention.
When I was younger it would have bothered me more. Now that I rarely do anything anybody can gossip about (that I care of anyway)
I’m afraid they would be the people on my property. When the neighbor across the alley from them died. He was over there less than 48 hours later trying to start a riding lawn mower in the dead guy’s back yard. He wasn’t going to mow the guy’s property, it had just been mowed, he was going to borrow it real quick and mow his own yard while nobody was around. Stuff like that irks the heck out of me.
That’s creepy but I can see it happening. The things my husband sees in homes when he works are wild. And some of it is unimaginable.
I walk around the yard and stand out front leaning on my shovel making them wonder what’s wrong with me.
If you REALLY want them to wonder, dig a six foot plot of fresh earth, and say it’s a “flower bed” 😆
They would believe me, all I do is putter in the flowers! (Is it too confusing to use my other alias on this blog? I had to check some things out while logged in)
Like on Hitchcock? The episode, Nothing ever happens in Linvale? lol The nosey lady next door called the cops on a guy for killing his wife and she was in on it with the guy. Great Episode. But most of his shows were.
Give them the evil eye too!….Let them think you are out burying bodies!
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And give hubby that look too….let it be a warning to him! 😆
Him…I have my ways of frightening him now…
😆 Mystery casseroles? Starch in his shorts? Spiking his coffee? It does him good to live in fear!
Now, you aren’t getting old…you are just getting “mature”…. (does that sound better? or did that make it worse?) 😉
I prefer to think of it as over-mature. Otherwise known as “past my sell by date”
Aw, don’t worry they usually have a cart for those past the expiration date things… usually half price too!… So think of yourself as a bargain for thrifty shoppers!…. 😆
(whispers) I just keep digging myself in deeper…