{"id":1152,"date":"2023-07-03T10:33:24","date_gmt":"2023-07-03T14:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/?p=1152"},"modified":"2023-07-03T15:29:34","modified_gmt":"2023-07-03T19:29:34","slug":"in-appreciation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/2023\/07\/03\/in-appreciation\/","title":{"rendered":"IN APPRECIATION"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong> I have been having some serious problems with underground critters (namely, voles) eating every bulb that I plant in the garden, so I invested in a large supply of a poison substance, guaranteed to take care of the situation.<br>I carefully put a generous handful of it in every tunnel  I could find, and sat back with a satisfied smirk, confident that  the pests had been defeated.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>While walking through the yard, I found this note sticking up out of one of the burrows.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"692\" src=\"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/07\/VOLES-LETTER-1024x692.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/07\/VOLES-LETTER-1024x692.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/07\/VOLES-LETTER-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/07\/VOLES-LETTER-768x519.jpg 768w, https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/07\/VOLES-LETTER.jpg 1423w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been having some serious problems with underground critters (namely, voles) eating every bulb that I plant in the garden, so I invested in a large supply of a poison substance, guaranteed to take care of the situation.I carefully put a generous handful of it in every tunnel I could find, and sat back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":91,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-testpost"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/91"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/civatar.com\/anythinggoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}